Roger's Rating:

Certain adult videos come out and instantly critics far and wide fall over ourselves to praise. Directors like John Leslie, Michael Ninn, Andrew Blake and a select few others seem to make a habit out shooting this kind of movie. In an adult video world dominated by plotless, wall to wall gonzo fests with no characters (Which I often love by the way.) something with imagination, originality and God forbid, better than average production values is a treat to watch.

Our story begins deep underground, in the sewers beneath New Vegas. It is a dark time for humanity and even darker for sexuality. After the third World War, most of the survivors were void of all emotions, passion and lust. Only a handful of 'positives' were able to do the deed, and did so in clubs for the entertainment of the 'negatives.' Soon, even they vanished and the world toiled on, void of intimate contact. Then, from deep within the earth, a solution is found. Of course, before our hero can dig up the cure, he recalls a fond memory he had from his days visiting the Caf‡lesh. One of his favorite performers was the incredible Rebecca Lord. Ms. Lord, looking lovely as ever, plays the part of a very happy hooker who loves everything about her job except fucking the mimes. Cue a pair of white faced silent stooges, John Decker and Tony Tedeschi, who allow Rebecca to prove that she really loves even this bizarre behavior. You know, regardless of who is filming, Rebecca with a dick in her mouth is going to look incredible. The mimes make sure that the pretty lips at both ends stay filled at all times as they put on quite a show for their sex deprived audience. Since I have always had a thing for Rebecca's legs, I particularly love the from behind, standing slam Tony gives her. Beautiful stuff. In the end, her lovely body is covered breasts to pussy in mime jizz. Shows this hot might even make the nuclear winter seem tolerable.

Another person with dreams of Caf‡lesh is Jeanna Fine. She is looking to reopen the legendary sex club and has sent messages far and wide to find positives to perform. Jeanna gets lost in her own fantasy world. Clad in a leather and latex outfit Jeanna is hotter than the blowtorch in her hands as she goes to work on her clearly 'positive' dream man. Wonderful art direction here as they go down on each other in a set that can only be described as part George Orwell, part Trent Reznor. Of course, the set means nothing once you catch a glimpse of Jeanna gobbling knob. Just watching her tease the head of his cock is enough to heat up the entire room. It seems to get him just riled up enough to bend her over and fuck the living shit out of the adult film legend. Wise choice as the director lets the industrial noise die down just enough near the end to hear Ms. Fine let out a wonderful stream of hot talk as she gets slammed. Great facial as Jeanna holds her tongue out and never even flinches as her man shoots a very impressive stream of hot cum right into her mouth. Wow!

Jeanna finds out what was found underground, frozen bodies from the 1970's. (Oh God, imagine the fashions.) Seeing the possibilities for the club, Jeanna decides to go borrow the money from a powerful figure. (I won't give it away, but this is a great twist.) With the funding secured, Jeanna is able to collect her star attraction, a rather freaked out Stacy Valentine.

The club opens and Jeanna's mind again wanders back to what things must have been like when the club was first open. A trio of out of time performers take the crowd back to a way too hip 60's scene with Mustang Sally Layd taking a couple of guy's minds off their martinis long enough to get a look at her long legs and monster mams. You know, it would take more than nuclear war or biological warfare to wipe the sex drive from this cock hungry hose monster. Sally takes a killer boning is her shaved pussy, then show us that her ass is still incredibly tight as she takes a fat cock up her back road. She looks likes she is trying to single handedly fuck for all the people who can no longer do the deed. Wicked DP action follows with Sally moaning as her ass gets drilled. To top it off, Sally gulps down two very sizable loads of jizz.

Realizing that she has a star on her hands, Jeanna has to make sure her Farrah look a like is as talented as she is hot. To test her skills, she has Stacy give Vince Voyeur's cock a once over. Stacy smiles into the camera, looking so much like the old 'Charlie's Angels' poster I had on my wall as a kid it hurts, and claims she's never sucked cock before. "I've always been such a good girl." She giggles just before we cut to a shot of her with Vince's stiff prick in her mouth. One look at this blonde on her knees has Jeanna smiling and dreaming of big cash. Funny the same sight has me smiling and dreaming of getting sucked off by this talented rising star. It was supposed to be a dry run, but Vince can't hold out and gives Stacy a very wet facial creaming. Brilliant work here as we linger for a long time on Stacy sucking and licking up every last drop of goo.

Set to be a star, Stacy is trapped in her own dreams and desires. I guess being frozen for a few decades, being thawed out, told that humanity is nearly extinct and that you are to be the center of a sex show, might play a little with one's sense of stability. She misses the man she loved long ago and longs for his touch. What's bad for Stacy's mental heath, is sure good for our eyes as she eases her pain with a rousing sex scene. T.T. Boy provides the cock for Ms. Valentine's fantasy fuck, and it is quite the spirited coupling. Watch out Jenna, Stacy looks like just the kind of blonde, chesty, fresh faced fuck fiend that you were not that long ago. Another nice facial to cap things off here.

Raylene strolls in with her 'neggy' boyfriend who has to watch as his gorgeous girlfriend gets put through an intense tryout. Playing topless matador opposite a well hung, and horny man-bull, Raylene struts her stuff for the crowd. She tames him faster than you can say Cinco De Mayo. All it takes is her mouth wrapped around his special horn and the bull is quite the contented creature. Raylene is an amazing woman, with the sort of looks, body and sex drive that spell super star in the making. Tons of latex in this scene, so those of you who really like it will want to tune in to have your fetish buttons pushed. For the rest of us, the sex is more than reason enough to watch with delight. The slo-mo popshot falls a bit short, as the guy drips down onto her tits instead of hosing her face, but still a very nice effort.

Overcome with warm fuzzy feelings for Stacy, Vince snags her and takes off, leaving the sex club behind. She is touched by his devotion and decides there is no time like the present to lose her cherry. Considering it means another full fuck from Stacy, I have to agree with her on this one. This time, she can work nearly all of his cock down her throat before bending over for that magical moment. Don't look for a gentle devirginization though, Vince gives her everything he's got. The long, standing doggy gives us a great shot of her ass, while the equally long table top, semi mish shows off her long legs. Fact is, Stacy looks great, head to toe so any position is going to look pretty damn good. What would any Farrah looking virgin do to please her man? Why take it in the ass of course. Vince puts her on her side and takes a condom covered trip up Ms. Valentine's backroad to ecstasy. The tight grip builds up a very big load that Vince promptly deposits right on her smiling face.

Opening night is a disaster for Jeanna. Not only have her star couple flown the coupe, but now Raylene won't go on since her boyfriend has vanished. He is out on the street getting the low down from the original owner of Caf‡lesh. (Great non sex performance from Veronica Hart.) Luckily, she has some magic in her bag that helps turns neggies into possies. Not only does this unite the couple, but it saves the club by setting the stage for a quick wedding and a public consummation. Raylene was great in her matador scene, but here she fucks with the total desire befitting her character. Once she gets a taste of his hard cock, there is not looking back. She has to have it in her mouth, pussy and finally her ass. I am amazed at the huge strides this gorgeous woman has taken since her first on screen appearance. She is incredible here, matching him stroke for stroke with fierce fornicating. His big wad of cum all over her belly signals the end of the show, but the beginning of a wonderful relationship.

Go ahead and pencil this film in for a handful of nominations. The art direction is fantastic, the sets brilliant, editing, lighting and even, I kid you not, the script are top notch. The sex is equally impressive. Stacy Valentine and Raylene will be battling it out for best new starlet this year and this video will serve as a good example of both of them in action. Jeanna Fine and Rebecca Lord both give great single performances. Jeanna also does another great job with her dialog, proving she can act nearly as well as she can suck cock. The sex is hot enough for the raincoaters, the technical stuff works for the film buffs, there is enough story for adventurous couples. In short, get this tape, you will be very glad you did.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Kix's Rating:

Starring: Jeanna Fine gets top billing in this film but truly it's Stacy Valentine'sfeature. She appears in the most scenes and comes off the best. This rather large lineup of stars also includes Raylene, Mustang Sally Layd (sometimes these stars should think twice before choosing ridiculous names!), Rebecca Lord, Vince Vouyer, Tony Tedeschi and others. All the performances are good considering the nonsense they had to work with. The acting (in case you don't fast forward) is adequate and the sex is hot.

Okay, here we go. I read a lot about this film. I've seen it get incredible reviews from ones posted on this site to a very positive blurb in Playboy. Here's the truth from an average fan: This Antonio Passolini character who everyone is raving about does a great job in terms of creativity. But this film suffers from tons of overkill. This director needs to get over himself.
The costumes and story are both so silly that it takes away from the sensuality of the film. For example, Rebecca Lord does a great job handling two guys except they're dressed and painted like mimes andact that way as well. They make asinine faces and turn good sex into unwatchable comedy. Worse yet, Raylene must play matador to a guy masked and leathered to look like a bull. Yawn! This is just plain stupidity.
Now, if artsy fartsy tongue in cheek porn is your game then this is your film. But if you're into sex, good sex, and nothing but sex - this film features that but screws it up with silliness. Passolini is favored to win awards for this flick and his stylish looking sets and story (about some bizzarre post-apocalyptic world in which some can still experience sexual pleasure and other unfortunates can do nothing but watch)probably will but the average fan can easily get frustrated with all the unnecessary distractions.

Now, regarding the sex itself. If you are a fan of anal and particularly the facial cumshot, this is a goldmine. Every scene except one features a facial. And these are damn good shots too - not too much time wasted on the guy's phony faces, big loads happily accepted with eyes openand tongues out, and extended shots of the girls lapping it up and looking for more. Cool.
If you can get past the stupid costumes, bad hair (see Mustang Sally Layd), badly synchronized sound, and the occasional looped camera shot (even the great Passolini is guilty!),then you'll see great bodies and quality sex. I'd love to see the unedited version of this film without the added backdrops and other stuff because the sex itself is top notch.

Stacy Valentine's scenes are the closest to normal porno sex we get. She sucks C**K like no man's business (well, I guess it's SOME man's business). Although she plays a ditzy 70's retread, a Farrah type with a silly old-school hairdo,she goes after her men with grand eagerness. She easily has the best scenes (and virtually the only ones that are clear of nonsense).

The story is passable but the costumes and sets,presumably thought by Passolini to be essential to the story, are difficult to stomach. This is an overdone film in which the director seems more concerned about winning awards for artistic merit than good raunchy sex which is what drives most men to these films to begin with.

The film is long and contains a lot of scenes which is something most films these days don't do. For that, VCA and Passolini deserve credit. Otherwise, it seems that ego got in the way of good porn. Hot women and even hotter sex gets overshadowed by the carnival that surrounds it all. This film gets a 7. Good effort, very stylish, great sex - but, ultimately, aggravating to watch.

Posted By Kix, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM