Big One's Rating:

Starring: Just envision this beginning: A beautiful blonde hitchhiker on the side of the road with a sign that reads "will fuck for food. . . and I take it up the ass. " The beautiful blonde -- Stacy Valentine -- does as advertised when Mark Davis picks her up and, after taking it up the ass, takes a messy shot right on her face. To say this is Ms. Valentine's movie is an understatement. But her supporting cast is tremendous and includes Julie Rage, Shayla LaVeaux, Nina Hartley, Kimberley Kupps, Jill Kelly, Krista Maze, Sahara Sands, Kim Kitaine, Caressa Savage and lots of other beautiful women. If they don't get the opportunity to enjoy men in this feature, they certainly have their chance with all the women. Male members and sauce are supplied by Davis, Peter North, Jake Steed, TT Boy, Eric Price and a couple of others. They are more than adequate.

This Jim Holliday production has a medium-quality look in his attempted portrayal of the fashion industry. His model agency has a decided run-down look, but you forget that when women like Kimberly Kupps parade around in nothing but a see-through body stocking. The sound is fine, the photography razor sharp so you don't miss a minute's action.

The eroticism varies. As I said, Stacy Valentine is incredible, taking on men, women and more men and doing everything -- including a great DP -- you can ask of a porn star. Krista Maze does a great scene with TT Boy that ends up with a ton of his goo being ejected all over her pretty face. And Julie Rage and Krista work over Jake Steed and his monster bone until it, too, shoots its load all over their hungry, snarling faces. But there was a lot of wasted sex -- most of it girl/girl -- that took place during the movie and I found that a bit disconcerting. I was particularly upset that Kimberly Kupps never had her normal excellent wrestling match with a C**K. What a waste!

Stacy Valentine. She's got great tits, a beautiful face and she loves to fuck. What more need I say. She has several white-hot scenes in this film that just burn themselves into your consciousness. Even her girl/girl with Jill Kelly is hotter n' hell. But her three-way with Peter North and TT Boy is awe-inspiring, as she sucks and fucks that duo, takes them in a DP, and then drinks up every drop of liquid their penises can pump out. She's terrific!

Some of the dialogue was ridiculous, as was the plot, and I really hated wasted so much female flesh on girl/girl stuff. As I mentioned, I particularly dismayed that Kimberley Kupps was never impaled vaginally, anally or orally on a C**K. But that's my 2 cents. . .

Good, hot stuff on occassion. A 7. 5.

Posted By Big One, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM