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Tiffany Mynx, Lizzy Borden, Iroc, Monique, Carnitas, Stryc-9, Cartier, Babe, Byron Long, Cris Canon, Earl Slate, Mike Long, Tom Byron, Tony Eveready.
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8/9/2000
By: Extreme Associates
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With the Extreme Associates catalog just recently opened up to the DVD format, there are tons of great raincoat movies to choose from. This Rob Black flick has some of the very best Extreme babes from the company's history. Lizzy Borden, Tiffany Mynx, Stryc-9, Iroc and Monique join three other girls to form an appealing cast. For those of you who may not be familiar with the folks over at Extreme, be prepared for a balls to the wall, anally oriented wall to wall sex movie. You should probably get a clue from the title of this movie, but there isn't going to be anything gentle in this one. Those of you who are used to the usual couples friendly DVD fare, please buckle your seatbelts.
We start with Monique sucking on Tom Byron's dick. The quick cut, MTV style isn't what I generally look for in porn, but it sure fits in with the hard pounding music playing in the background. No matter how much frantic energy the soundtrack has, it can't hold a candle to what Monique puts out. She opens her mouth and applies her tongue to his cock like it's a ten inch candy stick and she's in need of sugar fix. I don't care for the black and white footage thrown into the mix, but it fits the editing style. When the cuts and music aren't overbearing, the action speaks for itself. Monique just loves dick, in her mouth, her pussy, her ass, it just doesn't matter as long as it's hard and thrusting into her body. The action is straight forward and well shot, so the Rob Black editing style just gets in the way after a while. (Personal taste thing, maybe some people like it this way.) After a hard ass fuck, Monique takes a load in the face and licks up every last drop. Great post pop cum play here.
The next scene opens with Tiffany Mynx doing her best to make every inch of Luciano's cock vanish in her talented mouth. Nearby, Lizzy Borden and Stryc-9 are getting busy with each other. I really want to see the action, but the heavy handed editing tricks are making this more of a music video than a stroke scene. They swap partners so that Lizzy can fuck Tiffany and Stryc-9 can go to town on Luciano's log. Everything is very choppy and really a waste of three very talented women. Luciano does drop a load that Tiff seems to enjoy. Still, it's too much style and not enough strokable substance.
Earl Slate meets a new model, Cartier and has her get down and suck his cock right away. No need for small talk I guess and this blonde is happy to open wide for hard meat. She's got a decent body with a couple of tats, but the biggest problem in this scene again is the disruptive editing style. There are some nice close ups, especially during the anal, but most of the action is obscured by black and white or strobed shots. At least the last bit of face fucking and sticky facial pop is done well.
Iroc walks up the stairs, lies down on a blanket in front of a sliding glass door and waits for Byron Long to come in and light her up with his big rod. She unzips his pants, fishes that long pole out and starts sucking it as deep as she can. It looks huge in her hands and mouth, but that just makes the pint sized prick pleaser more eager to feel it in her other orifices. When the editing doesn't get in the way, this is great footage. It gets even better when she lowers her tight pussy down on that big cock. She's not very tall, so you know that dick is banging away deep in her guts, but Iroc loves it deep. Great shots of the doggy, then more as Byron fucks her hard enough to drive her flat on her belly. How she can take that dick in her ass is beyond all logic, but Byron bangs that round little butt raw and Iroc loves it. Back to her knees she goes for a shot right in her mouth. This may be the best scene of the movie, mostly because it isn't as filled with editing tricks.
New girls Carnitas and Babe are on hand to entertain three guys. Both of these women are decent looking and Carnitas has a pretty damn fine set of tits. With the action cutting back and forth between the women, it would be hard enough to follow without all of the off color, strobed shots. Combine both factors and have a very hard to watch. Carnitas has a belly to match her rack, but both she and Babe take dick enthusiastically. The grainy shots really have to go. They make this two girl anal session pretty pointless.
Apparently, Lizzy didn't get enough of Tiffany earlier. They go after each other with some genuine heat. Lizzy seems especially hot to finger and suck Tiff's pussy, but both of them put their best foot forward in this scene. There is nothing soft of gentle about this scene. Both women know how to get nasty. Lots of rimming shots highlight the pre-toy sex footage. Tiffany breaks out a pink dildo and grudge fucks the blonde, even fish-hooking her mouth as she deep pounds that puss. Fear not, Lizzy has the heavy artillery and goes after Tiff with a plunger handle. She shoves the cock on end of this thing deep into Tiffany with both hands. Going one step further, Tiff fucks Lizzy's ass with it, stopping only to shove it into her own mouth for some A2M action. If you like extreme lesbian action, then this one is bound to light your fires.
What I dislike about this movie may actually be a strength for some of you. I really hate the intercut black and white or strobbed footage. For me, there are few things that ruin the look and rhythm of a scene quite as easily as this practice. Since Rob Black movies are heavy with this kind of stuff, you can see why I am not always enthused by them. This movie is full of such style elements and for me, not nearly as strokeable as it should be. Monique is hot, Tiffany is hot, Lizzy is hot, Stryc-9 is hot, but all of their scenes suffer from style. Iroc manages to do such a great job on Byron Long's monster cock that her scene still shines. If you like this sort of stuff more than I do, then you're going to love every minute. You may also enjoy the high energy soundtrack, which is one of the best I have heard in a porn movie in a long time. While I can think of a number of other movies I would have put on DVD before this one, Slap'her has some hard core, artsy 'coater appeal.
Submitted by Roger T. Pipe
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Starring: Rob Black has tough job finding new ways to push the limit without making us loose our lunches or laugh at the sheer silliness ofthe "extreme" scenes. In this gonzo butt-humping extravaganza, Lissy Borden and Tiffany Minx, two talented ass masters, use a dildo attached to the end of a toilet plunger. Wild enough for you? What Rob delivers here is a mixed bad of sexual depravity with the usual anal maniacs, including Monique, Iroc, Stryc-9, and Tom Byron. It's all by the numbers. If the anal stretching makes you wonder how the gals di it, it's winner. On that scale, Black scores. Eroticism? Not here, not if you believe Earl Slate sensual as he forces job applicant Cartier into a nasty game of doctor. hell, the guys uses his cock to clear her throat, pussy and ass. This is rough stuff. Tom Byron takes sexy Monique in a number of hot positions before ending in a standard doggie-style anal. She's a game player who never disappoints. Then Byron Long plays voyeur to Iroc, a babes so sexually enraged she swallows his monster dick (which alone is unbelievable) and eep into her backdoor. How do these girls do it? Carnitas is one of the least attractive girls here. She and Babe are highlighted in a what amounts to a gangbang that's more cluttered than exciting. A 7. If gonzo is your thing, Black is your man. But he's going to need better ideas to keep cranking this stuff out.
Submitted by Miles on 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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